July 2, 2010

The Personification of Sex

Banner By: Andrea
Title: The Personification of Sex
Rating: R
Author: Sxymami0909
Fandom: Smallville
Pairing: Oliver/Chloe
Word Count: 720
Prompt: “Oliver, I have squeezed myself into what closely resembles a microscopic green tube made of spandex okay? So right now you don’t get to complain.” from Whitequeen15 written for the Chlollie Summer Lovefest

Oliver stood there eyes glued to his girlfriend. He’d changed his mind. This was no longer a good idea. She stood there blonde hair falling in soft waves, face panted in dark, smoky make-up, lips pink, plump and shiny, clad in an outfit that could only be described as a second skin with how tight it was.

She was quite literally the personification of sex…sex in really high, very provocative heels. God he loved those heels. The only thing he could think of as he stared at the creamy expanse of flesh was how his hands itched to close the distance between them and touch her.

There was no way he was letting her go out there like that. Nope, not a chance, this had been a very very bad plan.

“This was a bad idea. I changed my mind. We’ll get the information another way.”

Chloe frowned at Oliver, hands on her hips as she glared at him, voice taking on a hard edge.

“Oliver, I’ve squeezed myself into what closely resembles a microscopic green tube made of spandex okay? So right now you don’t get to complain. Besides there’s no other way, two bodies have already been found…we need to make sure there isn’t a third.”

Her voice trailed off and he sighed. He knew she was right, but when he asked her if she wanted to go out in the field and help out with a recon mission at Starlight, Metropolis’s newest gentlemen’s club, he’d expected her to get a job as a waitress or a coat check not a stripper.

“But Chloe--”

She shook her head.

“No buts, it’s just a little dancing Ollie.”

“While taking off your clothes!”

He watched her face soften and then her lips turned up into a smirk.

“Since when are you such a prude?”

“Since my girlfriend started stripping for people who aren’t me.”

Chloe tried to hide her amused grin, but he saw it. She sidled up to him and slipped a hand inside his suit jacket, caressing his chest lightly as she invaded his personal space.

“This was your idea Ollie and I won’t be taking off everything. I already spoke with the show runner about that, besides just think of it this way when we get the information we came for, you get to take me home.”

Oliver pursed his lips together, his hands gripping her hips, fingers digging into the supple flesh there as he pouted slightly.

“Can we bring the outfit home too?”

She chuckled and winked at him as she moved in brushing her lips teasingly across his, warm breath falling over his mouth as she spoke in a whisper.

“That depends can the Green Arrow come out and play?”

He moved back and raised an eyebrow amusement covering his features.


She blushed slightly, bit her lip and nodded as one of his hands slid over the curve of her ass while she shrugged.

“Is that weird?”

Oliver ran a soothing hand up her back and leaned in close to her, mouth caressing her ear as he spoke, voice husky.

“Not at all, actually I think it’s extremely sexy. The Green Arrow doesn’t get nearly as much play as he should with all the damsels in distress he saves.”

Chloe laughed as a loud voice came over the speakers introducing the Starlight’s newest dancer. She turned her head and planted a quick kiss on his lips.

“That’s my cue, I gotta run. You’ll be out there?”

He nodded.

“Of course. I’ll be the one in the front row with the stack of singles.”

She grinned and turned toward the stage. As she walked away, hips swaying he slapped her ass earning a yelp from the startled blonde as she made through the curtain.

Oliver let out an exasperated sigh. Hopefully she’d take off enough to get the job done, but leave enough on to prevent him from having a minor heart attack. He made his way back out to the front of the stage and couldn’t help the grin that settled on his face.

He’d never been able to share everything he was with one person before and that’s the thing he loved most about Chloe. She accepted all of him, the myth and the man, because in her eyes they were one and the same.


  1. Nice one! though it's understandable
    why Oliver would be worried with that dress and shoes!

  2. so brilliantly awesome... love jealous Ollie... and too cute that Chloe wanted the green arrow to play hehe.

  3. That's not a dress, that's a barely legal swimsuit, and heaven forbid she should bend over, she'd be arrested for indecent exposure! Any self respecting male, who loved and cared for his girlfriend's wellbeing, public reputation and had common decency would keep her locked up in the bedroom :D

    But she makes a hell of an argument and this is what working in the field often calls for. Besides, she couldn't have Lois doing something that she wouldn't do herself if the situation demanded.

    Great oneshot!

  4. [“That depends can the Green Arrow come out and play?”]

    ROFLMAO! Love this and, yes, I agree with Ollie that the GA should get some too :p

    Great oneshot

  5. lol awesome. this fic is so sexy. and I really appreciate all the visual props :D

    any chance for a sequel? :P

  6. More please! You can't leave it there! Oh Oliver and his "great ideas". Does he ever think things through? And when I first saw the banner for this fic I was like, "Oh cute, they're at the beach!" Boy, oh boy, was I wrong! I'd love to see what happens when they leave the gentleman's club ;)


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