Girls Night In

Banner By: Andrea
Title: Girl’s Night In
Rating: PG-13
Author: Sxymami0909
Fandom: Smallville
Pairing: Oliver/Chloe
Word Count: 785
Prompt: “Chloe and Lois playing Marry, Fuck, Kill…” written for Fickery’s birthday



The Microwave beeped and Chloe pulled out the bag of popcorn as she listened to the sound of paper being ripped. She frowned slightly as she dumped the popcorn in a bowl and called out to Lois.

“What are you ripping in there?”

“Paper.”

Chloe rolled her eyes, grabbed two bottles of water, lifted the bowl, and headed back into the living room. Chloe had just rented an apartment in Metropolis because the commute to and from Smallville had finally gotten to her.

So spending her first night at her new place with Lois seemed like a great plan for them to catch up and have some quality girl time. Chloe walked around the couch and plopped down next to her cousin right as she finished folding the last piece of paper and tossing it into one of Chloe’s hats.

She grinned and the Chloe raised an eyebrow as she handed her cousin a bottle of water.

“I kinda figured it was paper Lo’. I meant what for and what are you doing with my hat?”

“You’ll see.”

Chloe sighed as Lois folded the hat and shook it, as an old noir movie played in the background. Finally her hands stilled and she held the hat out to Chloe.

“Okay, pick three slips of paper.”

She gave the brunette an odd look and Lois shook the hat slightly in a ‘come on’ gesture. She reached her hand in and as she pulled out three different squares of paper she spoke.

“What is this?”

“A game. Okay Chlo’ moment of truth, read them!”

She unfolded the papers and frowned when she saw the names listed on each piece.

“Clark, Victor and Emil? Why do you have the guy’s names on here?”

Lois turned, pulling her legs up and sitting Indian style on the couch, mischief in her eyes.

“Okay Chloe, Marry, Fuck and Kill.”

Chloe’s eyes widened her voice slightly louder than before.

“What?”

Lois rolled her eyes.

“Come on cuz, have a little fun it’s just us here and working with a bunch of hunky men all day everyday you have to have thought about it at some point…so…”

Chloe bit her lip, glanced down at the names and then back at Lois.

“Fine.”

“Yay!”

Chloe chuckled at her cousin’s enthusiasm.

“Umm Emil…marry…Clark Kill and sleep with Victor.”

Lois gasped.

“You’d kill Clark?”

She shrugged.

“He’s the only one who would survive me shoving him off a cliff, besides you’re dating him and well…yeah.”

Lois nodded.

“Point taken and I’m not gonna lie…Victor totally hot!”

They laughed and Chloe grabbed the hat and tossed her papers back in it before holding it out to Lois.

“Your turn.”

Lois pulled out three papers and snorted.

“Easy. I got Carter, Clark, and Bart.”

Chloe grinned as Lois continued.

“Clark I’d marry. Bart I’d drop off a cliff because that kid bugs me even though he’s adorable and I’d totally fuck Carter. He so fits my hot older man fantasy.”

Amusement filled Chloe’s face as she shook her head.

“You’re horrible Lo’.”

“I know. Your turn.”

Chloe picjed the next three and glanced at the papers.

“Bart, Carter, and Dinah?”

Chloe raised her eyebrows and Lois shrugged.

“It seemed unfair to exclude her just because she’s a girl. Oh and we should take the people we both got out of the pile.

“Okay. Well I guess I’ll kill Dinah…Marry Bart and well Carter really is attractive for an older guy.”

Lois chuckled. Ten minutes later they were pulling out the last of the names as Chloe was close to tears from all the laughter.

“Okay last one. Bruce, Oliver, and…really Lois, Lex?”

“What? I needed another guy to add.”

“I’d definitely push Lex off a cliff, no questions asked. Uh…”

Lois watched Chloe glanced between Bruce and Oliver’s names and she grinned. She knew her baby cousin and Oliver were together and she’d chosen this game to get Chloe to admit it wasn’t just sex, but an actual relationship that she was in with the billionaire boy wonder.

“I guess I’d sleep with Ollie and marry Bruce?”

“Is that a statement or a question?”

Chloe sighed.

“Does it matter?”

“Yeah.”

“Lois…”

She could hear the warning in Chloe’s voice, but she ignored it.

“Oh come on it’s just a game. Be honest. You’d rather marry Bruce than Oliver?”

She was quiet for a second before speaking.

“Fine, I’d fuck Bruce and marry Oliver okay?”

Lois grinned.

“Ha I knew it! You love Ollie!”

Chloe groaned and got off the couch as Lois babbled on about double weddings and babies. She should have known having a girl’s night was a bad idea. She sighed. Lois and her stupid games.